And This book:
​Insignificana
Some Favorites:
The Quartering Act
Eight Ways to Get Better at the Things You Care About (excerpt) (full story, print)
​The Sun and the Moon, an excerpt from How to Have Sex on Other Planets (a comic!)
An Oral History of Architecture in the Three Little Pigs: a tragedy
Neptune, an excerpt from How to Have Sex on Other Planets (a comic!)
The New Middle Class
Nuée Ardente
How to Play Oceanographer: The Game
​How to Have Sex on Other Planets
The Inheritance
She Struck the Earth with Her Spear  
Euclid's Postulates
Kiss My Annulus
Cavatina, an excerpt from Dafne
Plunge Headlong Into the Abyss with Guns Blazing and Legs Tangled! 
Buckhorn Golf Course   
Timeshare
Celebrity Training, Mon Amour: Christian Bale
Investment Banking in Reverse
​A Longer List: 
​The Sun and the Moon, an excerpt from How to Have Sex on Other Planets (a comic!)
An Oral History of Architecture in the Three Little Pigs: a tragedy
Neptune, an excerpt from How to Have Sex on Other Planets (a comic!)
MEMOIR: NOSTALGIA
​MEMOIR: SAFETY
MEMOIR: THE CITY
MEMOIR: BLEGH
MEMOIR: HALF-FULL
MEMOIR: PURE JOY
MEMOIR: BIG PLANS
MEMOIR: WEIGHT LIFTER
​MEMOIR: MINDFULNESS
MEMOIR: ASSASSIN!
MEMOIR: WELL ROUNDED
MEMOIR: STUFFING
MEMOIR: TURNING POINT
MEMOIR: NARRATIVE
Duane's Heating and Cooling
excerpts from 'New York Fires'
​Object Erotica
Celebrity Training, Mon Amour: Christian Bale
You Enter a Room
At Night on Nostrand // Skipping Hand in Hand // Ascalapha Odorata
How Does a Person Come Home in the Evening
Timeshare
The New Middle Class
Nuée Ardente
Cavatina [an excerpt from DAFNE]
Grateful to Man and Beast ($$print$$)
She Struck the Earth with Her Spear  
Buckhorn Golf Course   
Celebrity Training, Mon Amour: Audrey Hepburn 
Why the Things You Use Every Day Might Kill You #11: The Spoked Wheel That Turns Paper through a Dot Matrix Printer 
Celebrity Training, Mon Amour: Tom Selleck   
Euclid's Postulates
Anatomy of the Monster   
Forgotten American History // Celebrity Training, Mon Amour: David Bowie // Celebrity Training, Mon Amour: The Titanic 
Unemployment  
Dhanaivi at 16 in the South Bronx  
Interior Design 
Explaining The Person to The Pain (or taking the "I" out of pain) （
How to Have Sex on Other Planets   / and NOW IN PRINT
The Benefactor 
Nine Levels, No Extra Lives// Why You Might Kill You // and Libbingston, Texas 
What Snooki Saw in the Valley    
The Inheritance ($ print $ / online )  
Kiss My Annulus  
There Are Places in New York City that Do Not Exist 
The Jet Set // The Gold Violin  ($ print only $) 
Politicians I Have Tasted  
 The First Hijacking Myth 
Hijacking Myth #2
Hijacking Myth #3 
Hijacking Myth #4 
Hijacking Myth #5  
Hijacking Myth #6 
Multiple Translations of a Diet Program, Pharmaceutical Advertisement and Real Estate Website 
The New Girl  
Three Sundays ($print only$) 
Thomas Jefferson is Everything 
Flight 1 
CELLS ($ print only $)  
Investment Banking in Reverse (print / digital $) SOLD OUT 
Hardcore Chemistry: Excerpts from a New Textbook (print only $ SOLD OUT) 
Nuée Ardente (print only $) 
Plunge Headlong Into the Abyss with Guns Blazing and Legs Tangled!  
Number One at the Box Office 
Crotona Park Breaks
Junior Gets Closer, Juevos y Salami 
A Spider's Faith in Webs  
Tuning Forks  
Infestation ($print only$) 
Labyrinthitis 
Erections are Engorged with Blood  
Robbery ($print only$) 
Schroeder and Lucy, Nocturne #9 (digital subscription)
Mad Men Season 2 Episode 12: Meditations in an Emergency 
"Universal Health Coverage," "In the Room," "Plumbing"  
STABLE ($print only, and absurd$) 
Derinkuyu (digital book) 
The Girl Who Was Run Over by a Lawnmower